Where do we take this urine?
Lance Armstrong’s comeback to cycling has begun. Now personally, I could give a crap about the sport of bicycling. And when I first heard that Neil, I mean Lance, Armstrong was going to race again, I thought, Jesus, this is ridiculous. I guess he was bored or something. Banging all those young Hollywood starlets just didn’t get him off enough. But then I heard he was doing it to raise awareness for testicular cancer. Which is pretty cool, I guess, but who doesn’t know about testicular cancer at this point? Anyway, I was pretty ambivalent about the whole thing, until I heard that the french were PISSED that LA was trying to make his way back to Paris and wear that yellow jersey. And anything that pisses off the French is good in my book. So kudos to you, Mr. Armstrong. Here hoping you can shove those sniveling little cheese eater’s faces in a pile of your still steaming feces.
Tags: Cycling, Lance Armstrong, Testicles
