Listen up sonny, I have a few tidbits of knowledge I would like to impart upon you. You have been indoctrinated to believe things that are simply false and downright mean. You are being groomed to be a spoke of the bicycle wheel of commerce. Another ant crawling up the hill of enterprise. You are simply a piece of a puzzle that no one will ever see or appreciate. You will happily take your modest compensation package and under performing 401k plan and trudge home down the road of insignificance, only to wake again tomorrow and proceed to bang your head on the wall of life until you are so brain dead that the only things that stimulate your mind are bright flashing lights and loud obnoxious referee whistles. You are a simply a statistic. Nothing more, nothing less.
So here is my advice to you… Forget all that and stay at home. Don’t ever leave the comfort of your parent’s basement. Eat microwave dinners and charge pay per view to your dad’s credit card. Explore yourself daily and look for interesting new peaks and valleys on the landscape of your package. Sleep late and stay up later. Laugh at simple things, like a fly with a broken wing. Stare at the wall and see if it changes hue, even if ever so slightly. Try wearing a diaper for a week. Go completely mad and start sewing dresses furiously. Just don’t go outside. It’s scary out there. And you are not missing much.
