Posts Tagged ‘Taco Bell’

Run to the Border

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

GED not required.

GED not required.

Apparently, an Illinois couple got married inside a Taco Bell. Now on the surface, this story isn’t really that shocking, after all, this is America we are talking about. But upon further investigation, there is something terribly wrong here. I can get over the fact that the wedding cost less than $200, it should be cheap considering soft taco supremes were the main course at the reception. I can also understand, after seeing the groom, why Taco Bell seemed like a legitimate location. What I cannot understand in any way is why the bride is so damn hot! And she has an Aussie accent! And a great rack! What the hell is going on here? I have got to get on match.com ASAP! Hot chicks who love Taco Bell so much that they will marry you in one? The world is getting better everyday!


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