
Hey Lundquist, Tebow stole my baby!
Apparently, Tim Tebow is going to return for his senior season. Which means that Gary Danielson is probably on his way to Wal-Mart to stock up on Lip Balm as we speak. The next 364 days will be a demonstration of ass kissing the likes of which we have never seen. By the time the 2010 season is over, you will probably believe that T-bone is not only Christ incarnate himself, but that by drinking a cup of his sneeze, you can cure your astigmatism.
Our only hope is that Mr T-Bone will become blinded by this extreme adoration and decide that his powers are too great for this planet.



