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T-Bone Can’t Get Enough

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Hey Lundquist, Tebow stole my baby!

Hey Lundquist, Tebow stole my baby!

Apparently, Tim Tebow is going to return for his senior season. Which means that Gary Danielson is probably on his way to Wal-Mart to stock up on Lip Balm as we  speak.  The next 364 days will be a demonstration of ass kissing the likes of which we have never seen.  By the time the 2010 season is over, you will probably believe that T-bone is not only Christ incarnate himself, but that by drinking a cup of his sneeze, you can cure your astigmatism.

Our only hope is that Mr T-Bone will become blinded by this extreme adoration and decide that his powers are too great for this planet.


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