Jim Nantz taught me this shit.
Ok. Here is the deal. Mike Phelps, the legendary Olympic douche noz, was photographed puffing on a bong at a college party. Said photo was sold to the media and published. Phelps was humiliated and forced to make a fake ass canned statement. The sheriff of the county is now involved. He says that he will prosecute if he has enough evidence.
Michael “I have a job because I am not the presence of light” Wilbon is now complaining about the situation.
The bottom line is this: the only reason that this is even an issue is because a bunch of DUMB ASS companies lined up to pay Mr. Phelps a bunch of cash because he is some kind of hero to loser kids all over America. I can speak for any real man out there who knows that only LOSERS give a shit about swimming or even the fucking olympics for that matter. Props to Phelps for getting into that HEP C pool and splashing around enough to grab a few coins. The respect ends after he said it was a “mistake.” If he steps forward and makes this statement: “People who are freaking out about me smoking a bong should be dragged into the street and bludgeoned with a tire iron until their eyes are filled with the blood of crack whores.”, then I would say KUDOS TO YOU SPITZ JUNIOR.
