Posts Tagged ‘NFL’

Twice as sweet

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

We can assure you Mr. Goodell, you will receive a 5% kickback...

We can assure you Mr. Goodell, you will receive a 5% kickback...

Joe Saumarez-Smith, over at Bloomberg of all places, is wondering why the NFL doesn’t take control of the wagers placed on its games. He surmises that the NFL’s anti-gambling stance is costing the league BILLIONS. And any sensible fan could see the opportunities for profit, not only for the League, but for the government as well, if gambling wasn’t contained in Vegas only. All debates about morals aside, its a virtual certainty that internet gambling will be legalized in the next 5-10 years. And the NFL needs to lead the charge. This is not the 1930’s where the Mob is going to get to somebody and force them to shave points. Actually, with all the technology out there, it should be fairly easy for the league and the sports books to monitor unusual betting patterns. It’s a no brainer folks!  Then weed and prostitution, and we are set!

Logjammin. Super Bowl style.

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

I am here to fix the cable.

I am here to fix the cable.


The Super Bowl was interrupted by porn for a few lucky Tuscon residents. Just after Larry Fitzgerald scored to give Arizona the lead late in the game, a 30 second clip from Club Jenna was broadcast over the airwaves. The clip showed a man and a woman “participating in a graphic act.” I am sure that thousands of kids saw that too. Actually this makes the Janet Jackson thing look like a Miley Cyrus performance. The only unfortunate thing is that is was contained to the Tuscon area. Could you imagine if that shit went worldwide? I think the recession and the wars may just end!

Truth Serum

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

You wanna buy this football?

You wanna buy this football?


I guess the canned cliché responses weren’t enough for Santonio Holmes on media day. Holmes detailed his experience as a street dealer when he was a youth in Belle Glade, Florida. On one hand, I have to applaud the kid for coming out with this in a world where most athletes only want to talk about “giving 110%” and “being a team player.” It’s refreshing to hear someone open up about something so personal and embarrassing to them. On the other hand, being so candid about your personal life could backfire on you, especially since Holmes was busted for weed possession a few months back. It kind of sends a mixed message to the audience. Don’t SELL drugs, but go ahead and USE them. Personally, I don’t consider weed a drug, but the consumers who buy the shit that the NFL sells in their commercials are white bread hypocrites cut from the cloth of Jerry Falwell, so I am not sure how Santonio’s admission will play to the league and the sponsors.

Mike got a gig…

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

The next Jeff Probst?

The next Jeff Probst?

Mike Irvin will be hosting a reality show where contestants compete for a roster spot on the Cowboys. The show will feature 6 wide receivers and 6 defensive backs who will be selected from a field of  players who “played college ball and had to give up for some reason.”  And yes, the Cowboys have confirmed that a training camp roster spot will be offered to the show’s winner. Now, it was only a matter of time before an NFL team jumped into the reality show cesspool. And is it really any surprise that it happens to be Jerry Jones and America’s Team?  It’s the running joke in league circles and the media that the Cowboys would sign anyone, (**cough** Pac-Man **cough**) so this is simply a natural extension of the organization’s front office.  I can see this really developing into something big.  Especially if Mike Irvin gets loose and lives down to his potential.

But wasn’t this already done in Phlly about 30 years ago?  I’m pretty sure there is a Mark Wahlberg movie about this.  Although the dude in that movie was made out to be a hero, in this day and age of instant celebrity, I can see the winner of this program being RIPPED to shreds in the media and in cyberspace.  It’s going to be a nice little trainwreck!

Not good

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

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Donovan Mcnabb’s Arizona home was vandalized last week before the NFC Championship. Apparently, “Go Cards” and other messages were burned into the lawn. There are several things wrong with this, especially since his wife and young children were home at the time. The culprit has been identified, as he left a box with his name and address on it at the crime scene.

And as Mike Silver points out in his blog, the racial undertones of burning something on the lawn of an African American on the eve of the inauguration of America’s first black president are deeply disturbing. Considering it was Arizona “fans”, I am not surprised. God help Phoenix if they win the Super Bowl. There will be a lot of pistolas fired into the air that night.

Apocalypse Now

Monday, January 19th, 2009

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Arizona in the Super Bowl? Did I just wake up from a cryogenic chamber? Kurt freaking Warner? The dude is 200 years old. Arizona? I am amazed actually. But probably not as amazed as the Arizona fans. Well, if you can call them fans. Most people who follow the Cardinals, or any other Phoenix sports team, are pure bandwagon jumpers. Half of the people that are currently calling themselves “fans” did not even know who Kurt Warner was until about 5 minutes ago. Anyway, congratulations to the Cardinals players. But no congratulations to the Bidwills, who might be the worst owners in the NFL. Behind Al Davis of course.

Is Kurt Warner a HOF QB?

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

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I bet Leinart couldn't catch one.

I dont know why I was thinking about Kurt Warner again, but I can’t help but wonder, is KW a hall of famer?  He has a ring and 2 MVPS,  plus he is top 5 all time in efficiency and completion percentage.  Plus his story is certainly hall of fame material.  I can see the ESPN montages already with a young Kurt stocking shelves in Iowa and waiting for his chance to shine.  But is he ready for the hall?  He is definitely not a first ballot type of player, but if he gets the Cards to the promised land this year, I think that he may just cement himself in an elite group of quarterbacks.


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