I hate you so much I will have a period.
Officially, there are between 10 and 15 people that read this bullshit blog on a daily basis. I make enough money to fuel my cheap crack rock addiction and make this shit worthwhile. But I have received a few complaints that this shit isn’t up to the par of other “major sites.” Here is the deal. GO FUCK OFF. I am about to walk ten miles for a beef burrito from TB. Does this sound like the words of a rational man? No. These are the words of someone who wants its all to go flame hot in a diesel fuel shit-fest. I am willing to put my life on the line for a shitty burrito, just to prove to my mom that I will. I HATE HUMANS.
