Posts Tagged ‘Death’

Listen. I am sorry.

Friday, February 6th, 2009

I hate you so much I will have a period.

I hate you so much I will have a period.


Officially, there are between 10 and 15 people that read this bullshit blog on a daily basis. I make enough money to fuel my cheap crack rock addiction and make this shit worthwhile. But I have received a few complaints that this shit isn’t up to the par of other “major sites.” Here is the deal. GO FUCK OFF. I am about to walk ten miles for a beef burrito from TB. Does this sound like the words of a rational man? No. These are the words of someone who wants its all to go flame hot in a diesel fuel shit-fest. I am willing to put my life on the line for a shitty burrito, just to prove to my mom that I will. I HATE HUMANS.

Tragic Irony

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

You want to car pool?

You want to car pool?

A monster truck announcer was killed in Wisconsin, after being struck by a truck. This comes just a week after a 6 year old boy was killed at a rally in Washington. George Eisenhart Jr., the announcer, apparently met a brutal demise after being crushed by both the front and rear tires and subsequently had his head explode in a mess of blood. The irony of the whole thing is that Eisenhart told reporters before the show that it would be safe, in the wake of the young boy’s death. It appears that the “sport” of monster truck racing is officially on the clock for a major safety investigation. Although I don’t think there is a governing body for the organization, it would be a  mistake to chalk this up as “just a risk of attending” like most other motor sports do after accidents like this happen. There has to be a way to prevent this nonsense. Step one would be to take the announcer off the course! But in the meantime, if you plan on attending a monster truck rally anytime soon, perhaps you should consider sitting in the upper deck of the facility.


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