One of these things does not belong...
Grizzlies “guard” Marko Jaric got engaged to all-time hottie Adriana Lima. At last check, Jaric was keeping the end of the pine incredibly warm on cellar dwelling Memphis. He is averaging just under 2 points a game to go along with a solid one rebound. The most amazing thing about NBA players is not that even the most average command huge salaries (***cough, Eric Snow, cough***), or that they are seemingly above the law (***cough, Jason Williams, cough***), but the most mind blowing is how a nobody from nowhere who speaks broken English and is good for a free throw or two and a board on a nightly basis can snag one of the hottest women in the world. If this is not enough evidence for you to decide that if you had your druthers you would go to the NBA first, then you better go ask Charlie Ward for his take on the whole thing…
Tags: Adriana Lima, NBA
