I can never find jeans that fit me.
There are rumors now that the NBA is on the verge of it’s own steroid controversy. Fresh off the heels of the Tim Donaghy fiasco, the last thing the league needs is another PR nightmare like rampant steroids abuse. Fortunately, I believe that the abusers will be found to be a small group of pine riding white dudes. Once the light is shown on these warm-up wearing, non drafted, 1.2ppg seat fillers, I am sure that the general reaction of the public will be that of unmitigated laugher, as opposed to wide spread scorn. The only “drug problem” in the NBA has nothing to do with steroids, but with “other performance enhancers.”
