Hooray Mexico! I mean... USA!
Some dude thinks America’s sports idiots are worse than Euro sports idiots. He’s damn right. Even in rioting and general debauchery we still dominate. We are the U-S freakin A baby. We will be number one in everything, including pollution, resource squandering, and school shootings! Don’t mess with us dude. If we ever see you at a tailgate wearing your pansy little Man U jersey, we are going to kick your ass! So back off!
