So as you have noticed, I haven’t made any updates in the last few days. Well, frankly I am burnt out from looking at too much air brushing and reading about 12 year old kids who robbed a convenience store. So Carl is going to take a little vacation and clean out his garage. Maybe grow some weed or something too. Maybe I will be back, maybe I won’t. Sorry to disappoint the following loyal readers:
Big Lud
Little Lud
Duzak
Wait, I think those are the ONLY loyal readers.
Naked Wizard gets tasered at Coachella (video)
This German commercial is wonderfully sick
Beyonce is a terrible terrible singer in real life
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Jesus vs. The Burger King - who you got?
10 unintentionally homoerotic films
Get yourself some eco friendly sex toys
Daughter forced into prostitution to pay phone bill
HS kids whips penis out in class and start beating it
Cops arrest a kid for being drunk, whoops, he is autistic
Woman sues stores, claims homeless man beat her
Teacher sends boy, 5, home with bag of poo
Michael Phelps is dating Miss California
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The 8 extortion demands made against Rick Pitino
John Wall is the next big thing in B-Ball
The 15 ugliest athletes of all time
Ole Miss lineman can’t read
Ghetto golf combines golf with guns
Jay Cutler’s night life not an issue for Chicago Bears
Nick Saban blames the fans for the Sugar Bowl loss
Colt David’s has a hot little sister
Lions have Aaron Curry in the fold if Stafford doesn’t sign
Top 10 Defensive draft sleepers
Mega Man 2 told through the power of bizarro hip hop
Top 3 CIA Torture Techniques Besides Waterboarding
15 Funniest MILF Porn Movie Titles
Why Forrest Gump started running
Taco Bell Bathroom Sex Happens ‘Everywhere, All the Time’
City IT director downloads 25,000 porn images to work computer
A woman may go blind because her postal code is wrong
Men start a company where “everything tastes like bacon”
Hospital staff call ambulance for man 10 feet outside ER
12 year old asian boy is double majoring in college already
Pastor who drives a Bentley indicted for tax fraud
Supreme court does something right and limits police searches
Dana White says ESPN piece is a “hatchet job”
Rihanna with Andrew Bynum?
Cavs playoff video is pretty funny
Top 100 soccer WAG’s
Tampa HS baseball player throws 4 no hitters in a row
JA Adande likes kicking it with lingerie chicks
Jim McMahon is the “MVP of the bedroom”
Apparently Rick Reilly doesn’t understand “off the record”
Minor leaguer hits an inside the park grand slam
Police bust up golf course hooker ring, ruining the fun
Why are they making a movie about Moneyball?
Who is the best fighter in the NBA?
